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Act I. Scene III.

Scene III.—Rousillon. A Room in the

Enter COUNTESS, Steward, and Clown.

Count. I will now hear; what say you of this
Stew. Madam, the care I have had to even
your content, I wish might be found in the
calendar of my past endeavours; for then we
wound our modesty and make foul the clearness
of our deservings, when of ourselves we publish
Count. What does this knave here? Get you
gone, sirrah: the complaints I have heard of you
I do not all believe: 'tis my slowness that I do
not; for I know you lack not folly to commit
them, and have ability enough to make such
knaveries yours.
Clo. Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a
poor fellow.
Count. Well, sir.
Clo. No, madam, 'tis not so well that I am
poor, though many of the rich are damned. But,
if I may have your ladyship's good will to go to the
world, Isbel the woman and I will do as we may.
Count. Wilt thou needs be a beggar?
Clo. I do beg your good will in this case.
Count. In what case?
Clo. In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is
no heritage; and I think I shall never have the
blessing of God till I have issue o' my body, for
they say barnes are blessings.
Count. Tell me the reason why thou wilt
Clo. My poor body, madam, requires it: I am
driven on by the flesh; and he must needs go
that the devil drives.
count. Is this all your worship's reason?
Clo. Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons,
such as they are.
Count. May the world know them?
Clo. I have been, madam, a wicked creature,
as you and all flesh and blood are; and, indeed,
I do marry that I may repent.
Count. Thy marriage, sooner than thy wicked-
Clo. I am out o' friends, madam; and I hope
to have friends for my wife's sake.
Count. Such friends are thy enemies, knave.
Clo. You're shallow, madam, in great friends;
for the knaves come to do that for me which I
am aweary of. He that ears my land spares my
team, and gives me leave to in the crop: if I be
his cuckold, he's my drudge. He that comforts
my wife is the cherisher of my flesh and blood;
he that cherishes my flesh and blood loves my
flesh and blood; he that loves my flesh and
blood is my friend: ergo, he that kisses my wife
is my friend. If men could be contented to be
what they are, there were no fear in marriage;
for young Charbon the puritan, and old Poysam
the papist, howsome'er their hearts are severed
in religion, their heads are both one; they may
joul horns together like any deer i' the herd.
Count. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and
calumnious knave?
Clo. A prophet I, madam; and I speak the
truth the next way:
For I the ballad will repeat,
Which men full true shall find;
Your marriage comes by destiny,
Your cuckoo sings by kind.
Count. Get you gone, sir: I'll talk with you
more anon.
Stew. May it please you, madam, that he bid
Helen come to you: of her I am to speak.
Count. Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman I would
speak with her; Helen I mean.
Clo. Was this fair face the cause, quoth she,
Why the Grecians sacked Troy?
Fond done, done fond,
Was this King Priam's joy?
With that she sighed as she stood,
With that she sighed as she stood,
And gave this sentence then;
Among nine bad if one be good,
Among nine bad if one be good,
There's yet one good in ten.
Count. What! one good in ten? you corrupt
the song, sirrah.
Clo. One good woman in ten, madam; which
is a purifying o' the song. Would God would
serve the world so all the year! we'd find no
fault with the tithe-woman if I were the parson.
One in ten, quoth a'! An we might have a good
woman born but for every blazing star, or at an
earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery well; a
man may draw his heart out ere a' pluck one.
Count. You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I
command you!
Clo. That man should be at woman's com-
mand, and yet no hurt done! Though honesty
be no puritan, yet it will do no hurt; it will wear
the surplice of humility over the black gown of a
big heart. I am going, forsooth: the business is
for Helen to come hither. [Exit.
Count. Well, now.
Stew. I know, madam, you love your gentle-
woman entirely.
Count. Faith, I do: her father bequeathed
her to me; and she herself, without other
advantage, may lawfully make title to as much
love as she finds: there is more owing her than
Is paid, and more shall be paid her than she'll
Stew. Madam, I was very late more near her
than I think she wished me: alone she was, and
did communicate to herself her own words to her
own ears; she thought, I dare vow for her, they
touched not any strange sense. Her matter was,
she loved your son; Fortune, she said, was no
goddess, that had put such difference betwixt
their two estates; Love no god, that would not
extend his might, only where qualities were level;
Dian no queen of virgins, that would suffer her
poor knight surprised, without rescue in the first
assault or ransom afterward. This she delivered
in the most bitter touch of sorrow that e'er I
heard virgin exclaim in; which I held my duty
speedily to acquaint you withal, sithence in the
loss that may happen, it concerns you something
to know it.
Count. You have discharged this honestly;
keep it to yourself. Many likelihoods informed
me of this before, which hung so tottering in the
balance that I could neither believe nor mis-
doubt. Pray you, leave me: stall this in your bo-
som; and I thank you for your honest care. I will
speak with you further anon. [Exit Steward.

Even so it was with me when I was young:
If ever we are nature's, these are ours; this
Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong;
Our blood to us, this to our blood is born:
It is the show and seal of nature's truth,
Where love's strong passion is impress'd in
By our remembrances of days foregone,
Such were our faults; or then we thought them
Her eye is sick on't: I observe her now.
Hel. What is your pleasure, madam?
Count. You know, Helen,
I am a mother to you.
Hel. Mine honourable mistress.
Count. Nay, a mother:
Why not a mother? When I said, 'a mother,'
Methought you saw a serpent: what's in
That you start at it? I say, I am your mother;
And put you in the catalogue of those
That were enwombed mine: 'tis often seen
Adoption strives with nature, and choice breeds
A native slip to us from foreign seeds;
You ne'er oppress'd me with a mother's groan,
Yet I express to you a mother's care.
God's mercy, maiden! does it curd thy blood
To say I am thy mother? What's the matter,
That this distemper'd messenger of wet,
The many-colour'd Iris, rounds thine eye?
Why? that you are my daughter?
Hel. That I am not.
Count. I say, I am your mother.
Hel. Pardon, madam;
The Count Rousillon cannot be my brother:
I am from humble, he from honour'd name;
No note upon my parents, his all noble:
My master, my dear lord he is; and I
His servant live, and will his vassal die.
He must not be my brother.
Count. Nor I your mother?
Hel. You are my mother, madam: would you
So that my lord your son were not my brother,—
Indeed my mother! or were you both our
I care no more for than I do for heaven,
So I were not his sister. Can't no other, -
But, I your daughter, he must be my brother?
Count. Yes, Helen, you might be my daugh-
God shield you mean it not! daughter and
So strive upon your pulse. What, pale again?
My fear hath catch'd your fondness: now I see
The mystery of your loneliness, and find
Your salt tears' head: now to all sense 'tis gross
You love my son: invention is asham'd,
Against the proclamation of thy passion,
To say thou dost not: therefore tell me true;
But tell me then, 'tis so; for, look, thy cheeks
Confess it, th' one to th' other; and thine eyes
See it so grossly shown in thy behaviours
That in their kind they speak it: only sin
And hellish obstinacy tie thy tongue,
That truth should be suspected. Speak, is't so?
If it be so, you have wound a goodly clew;
If it be not, forswear't: howe'er, I charge thee,
As heaven shall work in me for thine avail,
To tell me truly.
Hel. Good madam, pardon me!
Count. Do you love my son?
Hel. Your pardon, noble mistress!
Count. Love you my son.
Hel. Do not you love him, madam?
Count. Go not about; my love hath in't a
Whereof the world takes note: come, come, dis-
The state of your affection, for your passions
Have to the full appeach'd.
Hel. Then, I confess,
Here on my knee, before high heaven and you
That before you, and next unto high heaven,
I love your son.
My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love:
Be not offended, for it hurts not him
That he is lov'd of me: I follow him not
By any token of presumptuous suit;
Nor would I have him till I do deserve him;
Yet never know how that desert should be.
I know I love in vain, strive against hope;
Yet, in this captious and intenible sieve
I still pour in the waters of my love,
And lack not to lose still. Thus, Indian-like,
Religious in mine error, I adore
The sun, that looks upon his worshipper,
But knows of him no more. My dearest madam,
Let not your hate encounter with my love
For loving where you do: but, if yourself,
Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth,
Did ever in so true a flame of liking
Wish chastely and love dearly, that your Dian
Was both herself and Love; O! then, give pity
To her, whose state is such that cannot choose
But lend and give where she is sure to lose;
That seeks not to find that her search implies,
But, riddle-like, lives sweetly where she dies.
Count. Had you not lately an intent, speak
To go to Paris?
Hel. Madam, I had.
Count. Wherefore? tell true.
Hel. I will tell truth; by grace itself I swear.
You know my father left me some prescriptions
Of rare and prov'd effects, such as his reading
And manifest experience had collected
For general sovereignty; and that he will'd me
In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them,
As notes whose faculties inclusive were
More than they were in note. Amongst the
There is a remedy, approv'd, set down
To cure the desperate languishings whereof
The king is render'd lost.
Count. This was your motive
For Paris, was it? speak.
Hel. My lord your son made me to think of
Else Paris, and the medicine, and the king,
Had from the conversation of my thoughts
Haply been absent then.
Count. But think you, Helen,
If you should tender your supposed aid,
He would receive it? He and his physicians
Are of a mind; he, that they cannot help him,
They, that they cannot help. How shall they
A poor unlearned virgin, when the schools,
Embowell'd of their doctrine, have left off
The danger to itself?
Hel. There's something in't,
More than my father's skill, which was the
Of his profession, that his good receipt
Shall for my legacy be sanctified
By the luckiest stars in heaven: and, would your
But give me leave to try success, I'd venture
The well-lost life of mine on his Grace's cure,
By such a day, and hour.
Count. Dost thou believe't?
Hel. Ay, madam, knowingly.
Count. Why, Helen, thou shall have my leave
and love,
Means, and attendants, and my loving greet-
To those of mine in court. I'll stay at home
And pray God's blessing into thy attempt.
Be gone to-morrow; and be sure of this,
What I can help thee to thou shalt not miss.
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